Somehow I think polygamy can’t be that great.  A bunch of wives all jealous of each other, stabbing each other in the back, surrounded by half-siblings who are always trying to one-up each other even more than a traditional family.  Somebody is *always* pregnant.  The grocery bills are nuts, and even a Suburban is way too small.  Forget going out to dinner or the movies.  And from what I’ve seen in the news, you’ve got to wear a beard, your wives have never been schooled in the use of makeup or tweezers, and deodorant and daily showers are probably in scarce supply.